I’m not cut out for the pressures of high society


Every so often, I have the privilege of being invited to a really classy dinner or party.

Most of the time, I’m completely out of my element when I’m at these events, so I do my best to “find a darkened corner” – to quote Johnny Cash - or identify someone in the crowd who looks as out of their element as I do.

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