Alternate reality Zombie joke starring President Pence.
In a parallel universe where the supernatural collides with politics, Vice President Pence took an unexpected turn. Upon becoming a zombie, Pence started preaching a strange gospel of unity between the living and the undead. His zombie sermons gained an unusual following, with people half expecting divine intervention in the form of a bipartisan solution to the zombie crisis. After all, in this peculiar alternate reality, even the undead were seeking spiritual guidance from an unexpected source, But nobody is hoping for change at this point.
