Joke of the day 7
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, "My dog can talk!" The bartender, skeptical, asks, "Really? Prove it." The man turns to his dog and asks, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies, "Roof!" The bartender, unimpressed, says, "That doesn't count; all dogs can say that." The man tries again, "Okay, what's the opposite of smooth?" The dog answers, "Rough!" The bartender, still unimpressed, says, "You're not convincing me." Frustrated, the man asks his dog, "Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog excitedly exclaims, "Ruth!" The bartender throws them out of the bar. As they're sitting on the sidewalk, the dog turns to the man and says, "Maybe I should have said 'DiMaggio."
